I am channeling vampire assassin. I am corporate goth chic. I am Batman.
This is the Apple Watch Batman would buy. Never mind that it's a mini brick on my wrists. Sliding it on for a photoshoot, I feel something wash over me. No longer am I a sleep-deprived tech reviewer hunched over an overpriced coffee. I'm a leather-clad vampire assassin calmly sipping espresso on a cobblestone street. With the new Reflections watchface in black, I immediately level up 1,000 mystery points. When I switch to the Flux watchface, I've morphed into a tech-savvy corporate goth. A grown-up former emo gal who, by day, files taxes on time but still spiritually sticks it to the man because, look, I wore my combat boots to work. (Never mind that they have orthopedic insoles.) I pose for the pictures here, and a Wall Street girlie walks past me. "Get it, sis," she says, eyeing my all-black ensemble.